etting Started with an Epic



Title: A Strange Acting Prince



Setting: Pasture in Eagle Butte


Characters:

Hero: Josh
Description: Super fast hero of the world
Challenging Force: Queen
Description: Tall Pretty and Evil

Plot:
Once upon a time, a strange acting prince, named Matthew, was trapped in a tall tall castle out in the middle of a pasture in Eagle Butte. Matthew was placed in this castle because his parents did not approve of his strange ways and didn't want him to have this effect on other children in the community. Matthew, who was a tall stout hansom looking young man who the ladies thought was very attractive, was very angry with his parents for doing this to him.
One day while Matthew was hanging out in his castle he heard a loud crash; he went down stairs to see what was going on. When he got down there he saw a big hole in the side of the castle, and there was Brandi. She was the evil queen of Eagle Butte. There was an eerie look to her. She was tall, beautiful, with long brown hair. When Matthew made his way down to the bottom of the stairs there stood Brandi stealing all the donuts and chocolate pudding, but the veggies were know where to be seen in her sack of goodies. When Matthew saw this he screamed "Not the jelly donuts!" After Matthew's cry for help Brandi took Matthew hostage and threatened to dress him as a girl if he didn't get her everything she could ever possibly want. When Matthew refused to be Brandi's servant she dressed him up as a girl and took him into town where the community members performed a pow-wow around him. Little did the queen know that Matthew's friend Brent was standing in the crowd and had a plan to help Matthew get out. But when his plan failed Brandi took Brent as a hostage too. Brent was short long bearded dwarf who had a very bad attitude.
The next day when Queen Brandi retrieved the slaves from their dungeon she asked them to make her breakfast but when they both refused and tried to make a break for it. They ran down all the halls, but she had her body guard to retrieve them. Nobody knew much about this body guard other than he was big, mean and called "The Big D". He came bounding after them and Brent pumped his stubby little legs as fast as he could, but not fast enough. Matthew kept running hoping to get to the end of the walls. Right as he was at the exit The Big D threw his bag full of caps that he confiscated at him and knocked him down, and drug them both back to the evil queen. The queen then made them spend the rest of the day in the cotton field with no food or water until the next morning.
That morning Matthew and Brent were fed a decent meal of liver and onions with dirty water from the creek. After breakfast the boys were allowed to take a two hour nap. But when they were suppose to be sleeping the slaves were making an escape plan and trying to find ways to contact their friend Josh. Brent and Matthew had met Josh in high school, where Josh was the cross country star. He was known for his incredible speed and super strong muscles. The only problem about Josh was that he was the hardest person to contact in the country because everyone had him saving lives or out saving the world.
Since Brent and Matthew were such good friends with Josh he made them a priority. Josh figured he would just use his super-human speed to get them out. Josh was running through the castle at lighting speed looking for Brent and Matthew. Out of nowhere he hit The Big D and fell down. Josh hit his arm and started crying. The Big D went to grab Josh, but Josh started to run away. Matthew and Brent heard some commotion outside there room. Then BOOM!!!. The Big D had thrown Josh through the door, but Josh ran away again. So they came up with a plan. While Josh was running away screaming like a little girl Matthew and Brent snuck out of the castle. Unfortunatley, they got hurt a couple times. Brent couldn't lift up his little stubby legs enough to get up the stairs and tripped and tripping Matthew behind them. None the less they finally made it outside and safe and sound, but right behind them was the queen demanding them to stop and fight. Josh was the only one that turned around to stand up to her. Josh then took a running start at her but the queen didn't even flinch. Josh plowed over her like she was nothing and kept doing this repeatingly until there was nothing left of her. Josh then ranted his conquering rap that goes like this:

Yo my name is Josh, yeah I am super fast, everything I do ends up being a blast, I got a few friends, I’ll answer any distress call they send, yeah I give them my helping hand, Matthew is very strange and a big hassle, that’s why is parents put him in a castle, My friend Brent is very small, yeah not very tall at all, he is pretty short, he trips on his short legs and always hits the dirt, yeah I bet that sometimes hurts, I beat this evil queen, yea she was very very mean, she looked like she was a teen, I have to take go save earth, I been doing that since my birth, this earth is like my home turf, nobody can defeat, something they cant beat, they try I just turn them into minced meat. And then Josh walked away and never looked back. The end!